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A british tourist is in Arizona when he sees a sign to the Apache memory man?
When they arrive another sign says ‘ask any question’ and the brit aks who won the cup 1n 1953. Memory man says ‘Blackpool’ and the tourist is amazed. 10 years later they are in the area again and he says to his wife’ Lets visit the memory man but this time I’ll greet him in his own tongue. So they arrive and the brit says ‘How’ ‘Matthews dribble down right wing then cross to Mortesen who scores winner’
Shelagh, you won’t have won any friends in Stoke or Newcastle
Can’t believe people don’t understand this.
When he greets him in his own tongue and says, “How.” The memory man man doesn’t think he is saying hello, but asking how Blackpool won the cup. He thinks he is referring to his question he asked 10 years ago.
Brilliant joke wasted on stupid people…..
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